{"product_id":"doomsday-discs-survival-oxymoron-cheese-sandwich-edition","title":"Doomsday Discs Oxymoron Cheese Sandwich Edition","description":"\u003cp\u003eDue to a very loud crowd of chanting Oxymoron fans (probably wielding proverbial pitchforks, though that can't be virtually verified), Doomsday finally released a Cheese Sandwich edition. This collectible edition of the Oxymoron \"square disc\" has a unique \"Sharp Cheddar\" stamp and comes with a few extras, like two slices of Doomsday Discs bread, two pickles, and a tomato slice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe bread slices are actually sponges. Use them to dry your discs, wash your dishes, or bathe yourself in the bathtub...but please don't try to eat them. The pickles and tomato are PDGA legal minis. Put them all together for a wonderfully non-edible sandwich.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt is a square-shaped \"disc\" that is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003ca style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-decoration: underline;\" href=\"https:\/\/doomsdaydiscs.com\/collections\/discs-that-are-not-pdga-approved\"\u003enot PDGA approved\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e because it is not the right shape for competitive disc golf. But that didn't stop Doomsday Discs from making them for entertainment purposes and casual rounds. It has a round inside rim on the bottom so that it feels more natural when gripped...well...as natural as you can get with a square disc. The square edges tend to give the \"disc\" extra helicopter-like lift as it spins in flight, making the disc rise as it flies.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDisclaimer:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e The \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eOxymoron\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is a square, non-PDGA-approved disc released into the world purely for the curiosity of watching a square fly. While it’s made to be thrown, it may behave unpredictably in flight due to its unique shape. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBy purchasing this product, you acknowledge that it is a novelty disc and that you accept all responsibility for its use. Doomsday Discs is not liable for any injury, property damage, confusion, or existential reflection that may result from throwing it. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis disc is not designed for sanctioned play, serious competition, or situations requiring predictable outcomes. If you choose to throw it, please do so responsibly, away from people, pets, or fragile realities.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFlight Numbers:\u003c\/strong\u003e  Speed 7, Glide 2, Turn -3, Fade 1\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout the Plastic:\u003c\/strong\u003e  \u003cspan\u003eSurvival plastic is a blend in the Prepper Line of discs by Doomsday Discs. It is a premium blend with great grip and a shiny finish and should last through the coming apocalypse. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Doomsday Discs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67774333059309,"sku":"Doomsday-Oxymoron-Cheese-Sandwich","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0487\/4177\/7557\/files\/20261014_105821_1.webp?v=1792001214","url":"https:\/\/discgolfdealsusa.com\/products\/doomsday-discs-survival-oxymoron-cheese-sandwich-edition","provider":"Disc Golf Deals USA","version":"1.0","type":"link"}