{"product_id":"doomsday-discs-survival-oxymoron","title":"Doomsday Discs Survival Oxymoron - Synthetic Cheese","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Oxymoron is a twisted experiment in disc design. It is a square-shaped \"disc\" that is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003ca style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-decoration: underline;\" href=\"https:\/\/doomsdaydiscs.com\/collections\/discs-that-are-not-pdga-approved\"\u003enot PDGA approved\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e because it is not the right shape for competitive disc golf. But that didn't stop Doomsday Discs from making them for entertainment purposes and casual rounds. It has a round inside rim on the bottom so that it feels more natural when gripped...well...as natural as you can get with a square disc. The square edges tend to give the \"disc\" extra helicopter-like lift as it spins in flight, making the disc rise as it flies.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLike the recent Cardiac Arrest heart-shaped disc release, the strange shape may case a little bit of imperfection in the top of the disc, but they are super fun to throw and sell really well even when a little flawed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eDisclaimer:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e The \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eOxymoron\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is a square, non-PDGA-approved disc released into the world purely for the curiosity of watching a square fly. While it’s made to be thrown, it may behave unpredictably in flight due to its unique shape. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBy purchasing this product, you acknowledge that it is a novelty disc and that you accept all responsibility for its use. Doomsday Discs is not liable for any injury, property damage, confusion, or existential reflection that may result from throwing it. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis disc is not designed for sanctioned play, serious competition, or situations requiring predictable outcomes. If you choose to throw it, please do so responsibly, away from people, pets, or fragile realities.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFlight Numbers:\u003c\/strong\u003e  Speed 7, Glide 2, Turn -3, Fade 1\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout the Plastic:\u003c\/strong\u003e  \u003cspan\u003eSurvival plastic is a blend in the Prepper Line of discs by Doomsday Discs. It is a premium blend with great grip and a shiny finish and should last through the coming apocalypse. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Doomsday Discs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50060193399021,"sku":"Doomsday-Survival-Oxymoron-Cheese","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0487\/4177\/7557\/files\/5_3e837b56-361f-444f-95b8-ef0cb6e4104f.webp?v=1780336537","url":"https:\/\/discgolfdealsusa.com\/products\/doomsday-discs-survival-oxymoron","provider":"Disc Golf Deals USA","version":"1.0","type":"link"}